The Amazing, Fantastic, Super Adventures of Me.

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Location: G-town, Na Hampsha, United States

I was born at a young age, soon I had grown into an older person, with more years under my belt than when I was born. At the age of five I had my fifth birthday. Seven years later I was twelve years older than the day I was born. A few years later I was older than that. Soon I was old enough to start a web log. A year after that I was mature enough to call it a blog. Shortly after that I typed this. Oh, how the years go by.

Sunday, October 29, 2006

The Door pt. 4 Resolution

Hurray! the curse of the nonfunctional door has been lifted! With a little work, and a look at the instructions, we found the problem and fixed it! My brother didn't know that the assembly would require all the parts they gave us so he left some out. It was an honest mistake... really... Ok, fine, maybe it was lazyness but that doesn't matter anymore.

Friday, October 27, 2006

A little motivation.

Behold the beauty of my motivational poster. If you have no idea what that means than you are an ignorant bafoon... Or you can discreetly go to Wikipedia and look up lorem ipsum, or if you are really lazy you can just click on the links I gave you. Whatever, its not like I would ever know the difference. Unless I am watching you right now... I saw that!

ps. If you want to make one of those yourself, just click the Arts and crafts link over to the left, or just click here. Lazy son of a...

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Check it!

I've added a short story and the prologue of a not so short story to my other blog. Please check it out and comment, just click the link over there on the left of the screen, The only one under the section labled "Other Blogs o' Mine"

I can't say that

I have a ton of really important information to report tonight. So I guess I'll just rant a little about nothing really all that important. Don't you hate it when someone posts and makes the title the first word or phrase of the post? Man, I hate it! If you don't catch on, the first sentance makes no sense! And sometimes missing it can change the entire meaning of the post..... Ok, I'll stop complaining, but this is my blog after all. That means you Zed!

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

That's all she wrote.

Sooooo, today I had midterms. It was boring. But more importantly, It was the final class of my College Success Seminar! Oh the joy! The cursed 8 weeks of 1 credit slow death are finally over! (Cue the joyous " Hallelujah ! Hallelujah! Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Halle-lujah!")

Monday, October 23, 2006

The Door pt. 3 Vengeance

Supplementary Log, Stardate 10232006.1621:
All attemps to bring the garage door opener to operational levels have been thwarted. The captain believes that First Officer Jesse has made a grievous error during the wire installation process. There is a good chance the motor is periminately damaged. It is unclear whether the automatic door opening system will be operational within the next week or not. We can only hope that the problem is not perminate.

Sunday, October 22, 2006

The Door pt. 2

Well, today we got the wireing together. We ran the wires from the motor to the sensors and back. We calibrated the Close Limiter and Open Limiter. We pluged it in and pused the button.... Nothing.... Yeah... That's all I have to say about that.

Saturday, October 21, 2006

This is uplifting.

Today I spent many hours with my older brother and dad installing an automatic garage door opener. It was fun. First we got to cut notches in the support beams in the garage roof so the garage door opener rail would fit above the door. Next we went through the always entertaining "how are we supposed to hold this to the roof while simultaneously screwing it and the far end of the rail seven feet away" dance. We finally managed that through the use of a twenty foot 2x4 and my foot. So, after hours of struggles, let downs, and pain; oh the pain, we got it up! Now all we need to do is hook up the obstacle sensors, install the activation button, wire the whole thing together, and calibrate it........... Tomorrow, yeah, tomorrow sounds good.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

So this is how the world ends...

Hello world (insert sappy greeting here) I am proud to bring you my soon to be not so empty blog!